OK so my oldest daughter, Ashley, told me I have to blog more frequently. I had a hectic day and so I went to her blog and it really made me laugh. What a talent for writing this kid has. It really is a funny situation she is in and I am sure I want the copy rights to her blog.At least, as her mother, I deserve some roylaties since it was my suggestion she go live with the granny!
Anyway is it just me or is our economy in the toilet? Am I the only one with less money and lost most of my small IRA in the stock market? With all this depressing news I am thrilled to see Michelle Obama sleeveless! Wow that is certainly news worthy! She is the new Jackie Kennedy. Sasha & Melia also made the news with a new swing set. I am so thrilled and excited that the Obama's are stimulating our economy by spending. We should all follow suit here is what you need to do:
1. Have a big party and invite Stevie Wonder.
2. Have your research assistant fly to New York to attend fashion week so you can spot new designers, take thier stuff, and bring it back to Michelle. Did I mention she prefers sleeveless outfits?
3. Have a gym built in your home and hire a personal trainer so you can have arms like Michelle Obama, wear sleeveless outfits and you too will be on Good Morning America and the cover of People Magazine. Sorry to the Jolie/Pitt clan who were bumped off this week! They will be back next week unless they opt to do the cover on the Obama girl's new swing set!
4. Back to the Stevie Wonder party purchase a bunch of Kobe beef around $100 a pound (imported from Japan, thier economy also needs stimulation).Invite all the media and your Hollywood friends. Make nice and the next day you will be hailed as the best thing in Washington!
I don't know about you but I am on my way to Target. I am inspired to spend!
What a double standard we have in this counrty. I am going to happy hour!
Thursday, March 5, 2009
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